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| "It's the Chop, Chop, Chopper. It slices, dices and cuts vegetables like mad. It has a safety feature, it won't cut the arm, so let's place your arm in here and try it out" so goes the opening to the chopper trick But Wait! Now you have new comedy lines because of the clever design Jay Leslie produced.
"Ladies and gentleman. On one side of the room we have comedy, that's where you laugh and laugh. On the other side of the room we have tragedy, that's when the assistant puts his arm in here..... for your pleasure and CHOP goes the arm. What the picture does not show is the other side of the chopper, where the face has a frown - just like the famous comedy-tragedy masks in the theater. For the first time in many years you have the ability to perform the old chopper trick with new fresh different comedy lines, then the ones every one has already heard. Imagine saying " This is Joe the finger chopper - Just place you hand through here... where Joe's nose is - it nose all - it smells all - Why are you picking Joe's nose?" OR "Try putting your finger through this little hole here... that's Joe's mouth. |
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| Just don't tickle the roof of his mouth or he'll throw up... on everyone in the front row - now you did it... but don't worry, Joe has a way of getting even so place your hand in the large hole and hold your fingers down..... because I want to see what Joe would look like with a mustache!" Just don't put your fingers where his eyes are because the last thing we need is to cut off your hand and nobody can see it..... I mean the last thing we need is to cut this carrot in half and no one will see it. Now place the carrot in Joe's mouth.... Hay it looks like he's sticking his tongue out... Hay Joe, It's not polite to stick out your tongue....... but then again it's not polite to cut off someone's hand either.
Did you ever get invited to perform at an Hawaiian party? You could call the Comedy Chopper "The Tiki God Of Missing Fingers" The story could be about what happens to the poor children who do not do their homework and upset the Tiki - They loose their fingers. The story , of coarse, can be adjusted to fit your theme. But look at the possibilities. Just under 15 inches tall (38 mm) this comedy chopper is the perfect addition for anyone who tells stories or jokes with the audience. Comedy Chopper $195.00 limited supply Free shipping in the US for regular mail, with no tracking. If you want to sign for the package a flat rate of $6.00 will be charged. Foreign orders, please ask for rates. Send a check, cash or money order, no charge cards, to: Card Magic | Close Up Magic | Coin Magic | Escapes | Illusions | Mentalism |
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